Bomb in a birdcage

The Robsten tag is a mess.

OMG THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER OMG. I AM SHAKING AND CRYING, LET ME POST EVERY CRYING GIF I POSSESS IN MY TINY PIC ACCOUNT.

Someday, you will look back and be embarrassed as fuck of yourself.

And stop enjoying it! You are all stupid & blind if you do not realize the terrible abusive relationship that story built. Fuck you, EL James. Stop writing. Just stop.

To all the girls who looooove Christian Grey: If you would accept that sort of relationship, your parents failed you in some way.

To everyone who thinks the writing is just superb: READ REAL BOOKS.

This Trilogy =

A)  Go job hunting until you find one.

B) That means apply everywhere. At this point in time, you’re not “above” anything.

C) Once you get said job, do things you NEED to do, such as pay bills, get rid of some of your debt, etc.

D) Save a bit each paycheck.

E) Once you’ve saved enough, if you STILL REALLY REALLY REALLY want that item, purchase it.

F) If, once you have purchased said item, complain and say “OMG SO BROKE NOW THAT I BOUGHT THAT THING I DIDN’T NEED AT ALL!!!!” I will want to kick you in your fucking vagina/dick.

The end.

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A 15-26 week (2nd trimester) abortion is considered “partial birth abortion” and NO FUCKING DOCTOR will do one unless your life is at stake or your fetus is no longer viable.

Just because I am pro-choice doesn’t mean I’m like “YAY. KILL YOUR BABY.” I find abortion sad. But people do it for many reasons other than “Oooooops, I got knocked up by a frat boy”.  Stop making assumptions about people YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW and keep your dumb ass ignorant views to yourself, especially since you can’t back them up with ANYTHING but “aww, its sad and you people who like abortion, you are creepy people.”

Don’t like it, but it isn’t my decision to make for other women, and it shouldn’t be yours.

To all the weird fucking people who keep posting this, I will hide you every time.