When you show someone else something funny you...
mybrokenreality: You: Them: you: ALL THE TIME.
Frankly, my dear....: Dear Ohio, you can join the... →
sarcasticblogissarcastic: Today Ohio passed a law stating that no abortion can take place when a heartbeat can be detected. Essentially that means that once you’re far enough along to know you’re pregnant, it’s too late to get an abortion. Way to go Ohio, who needs the right to choose anyways, right? Women need the right…
Bold what applies to you! →
nitramaraho: I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly sometimes I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free....
That awkward moment when you have to make up an...
fuck-yeah-best-posts: Submitted by casseroles-and-handshakes I just say I’m staying in. Simple.
How much herp could a herp derp herp if a herp...
You know you're in a bad mood already when...
You turn on the TV, Criminal Minds is on & Elle is on the show & it makes you mad. Grr.
atarisnerd asked: Neville Longbottom or Moaning Myrtle, you decide!
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask... →
prettygirlfromconcord: Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower....
how i cross a street.
przybyla: dmojones: I don’t look both ways I just walk When a car comes ( I think to myself , mother fucker you got brakes you hit me i get money) I absolutely hate it when people just cross the street without looking. Yes, I am paying attention, yes, I brake, and yes I almost 100% let pedestrians cross even when I have plenty of time to go. But you won’t get money if I KILL YOU,...
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating discourse, chum. 2) Riveting fable, comrade. 3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren. 4) Perpetuating argument, colleague. 5) Sweet saga, yo. 6) Waste of time, jerk. 7) Spellbinding reiteration there, my chumly companion. 8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one. 9) Interesting intellect, imbecile. 10) Trepidating boar, fetus 11) Ballin’ gossip dawg!
looking in the mirror:
przybyla: lizzywut: “I need to lose weight” 2 minutes later: My life Yeah. “I haven’t been to the gym in 2 months…I’m gonna go.” That 2nd gif is ME, in my gym clothes.
Things that feel good & things that don't.
Feel Goods Deleting and blocking (or using the hide option) on Facebook. If you’re whining constantly, generally annoying, immature or just plain stupid, I am deleting and blocking you. I don’t need to see your shit and you don’t need to be able to creep on my profile. Next! Realizing that even when shit is going wrong on your life, it will be better soon. A comfy bed and a...
Oh god. Amazing. →